Spring 2025 – Week 2 in Review

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. It has been an overstuffed week in shows and films on my end; in fact, I haven’t even yet finished writing up all the features I screened, having left myself the … Continue reading →
Ernie Stanton · 16 days ago · 2 minutes read


A Whirlwind Tour Through Cinema's Hidden Gems and Blockbuster Returns

Adventures to the Earth's Core and Beyond

It's been a whirlwind of cinematic adventures! From catching up on One Piece's electrifying return and diving into the captivating world of Arcane's second season, to a deluge of film screenings, there's been no shortage of captivating narratives.

Our first expedition took us to the heart of the Earth with the 1959 classic, Journey to the Center of the Earth. James Mason and Pat Boone lead a charmingly retro adventure, complete with delightfully detailed sets and a healthy dose of classic adventure tropes. Think adversarial romance, a plucky young sidekick, and even an animal mascot – a brave duck named Gertrude! While the science may be a bit dated, the film's timeless appeal shines through.

When the Woods Whisper Back

Next, we braved the chilling wilderness with The Wendigo, a found-footage horror flick that uses the format to its advantage. This isn't just shaky cam and amateur acting; the film cleverly uses the found-footage style to explore the fault lines between its characters and the exploitative nature of online content creation. "We might not save our friend, but at least we'll make some lucrative content" sums up the morbidly fascinating premise.

Despite the characters' self-absorption, the script's wit makes them surprisingly endearing, adding a layer of vulnerability to the impending horror. And the wendigo itself? A striking balance of chilling implication and iconic imagery.

Cyberpunk Dreams and Mechas

Our journey then veered into the cyberpunk future with Megazone 23 Part 3. Following Eiji Takanaka, a hacker and gamer in a dystopian city, the story unfolds as a thrilling blend of political intrigue and high-octane mecha action. Think The Last Starfighter with a dash of Gundam aesthetics. While not quite reaching the heights of its predecessors, its vibrant animation and intricate plot make it a worthwhile watch for any cyberpunk enthusiast.

A Barbarian's Bloody Ballad

Finally, we landed in the realm of '80s fantasy with Lucio Fulci's Conquest. This low-budget Conan-esque adventure follows Ilias, a young hero armed with a magic bow, on a quest to vanquish evil. While the plot is thin and the narrative meanders, Fulci's signature surreal style and Goblin keyboardist Claudio Simonetti's haunting soundtrack create a dreamlike, atmospheric experience. It's a messy, fantastical spectacle, best enjoyed as a series of visually intriguing vignettes.